So I've figured out why I can't read those nutritional profiles on the side of the
Food items !    My arms are getting too short ... I've had to hold them out
farther and farther over the years and I finally went to get my eyes checked
and voila, they set me up with designer specs for too much money
(when a 12 dollar pair of magnifying reading glasses from Rite Aid would've
probably done the trick)

Ah, well ... I have to look cool ... it is my first experience with
correcting my otherwise been pretty perfect eyesight.

Ah, aging ... gotta love it.